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So Many Questions ...

Where is Octomom?
Why do the networks all incessantly use pictures of 11-year-old Michael, pre-surgery and pre-bleach?
How dare Lindsay Graham talk down to Sonia like she's a 4th grader: "Do you understand?"
Is Ryan O'Neal really sick?
Who gives a fuck about Jon & Kate?
Has Larry King ever asked a follow-up question?
Will Lindsay Lohan just go away, ever?
Will Whitney's comeback album ever come out?
Can someone please retire Barbara Walters?
And Regis?
Did Sacha Baron Cohen actually out Cruise, Travolta, and Spacey in one fell swoop?
How many more romantic comedies can Jennifer Aniston and Sandra Bullock make?
Add Hugh Grant to that question
Tabitha and Marion, really?

Inside Life With Little People

"I felt it was my job to put on a beautiful dress and to be seen and not heard."

-Nicole Kidman on marriage to Tom Cruise in Glamour magazine

Obama Roasts Rahm Emanuel and His Missing Finger

Benicio, finally!

Take a look at the trailer for Che. We need more Benny. Mas a menudo.

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