Saturday, May 31, 2008
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Street Walking
Grandma to grandson: "Here's a kleenex, honey. Use this."
Kid, admiring huge booger on his finger: "Nope. I got it already."
Kid, admiring huge booger on his finger: "Nope. I got it already."
Crack is Whack
Yup, I admit I read the NY Post. But only online. And, only Page Six. Really, truly.
Take a look at today's gem from a "report" on the AMFAR auction at Cannes, hosted by Sharon Stone:
"Stone hopped on Sean Combs' lap in attempt to 'coax him into bidding on a Julian Schnabel portrait,' reports our source. But when the mogul stopped bidding at 300,000 euros, Stone joked, 'Come on, you spend more on crack.' Said our source, 'I thought people were going to pass out.'"
Sharon = my new BF.
Take a look at today's gem from a "report" on the AMFAR auction at Cannes, hosted by Sharon Stone:
"Stone hopped on Sean Combs' lap in attempt to 'coax him into bidding on a Julian Schnabel portrait,' reports our source. But when the mogul stopped bidding at 300,000 euros, Stone joked, 'Come on, you spend more on crack.' Said our source, 'I thought people were going to pass out.'"
Sharon = my new BF.
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Campbell Brown's Bad Nose Job
Lordy, somebody snipped the end of my nose off!
Pre NJ:
Lately:
How does she breathe out of those teeny tiny nostrils?
Pre NJ:
Lately:
How does she breathe out of those teeny tiny nostrils?
Never Say Never
Who woulda thunk I'd ever post a video from American Idol. But for those who haven't seen Gladys Knight and these Pips, check it out.
The smile on Jack's face is priceless.
The smile on Jack's face is priceless.
Sunday, May 18, 2008
Words You Don't Ever Want Coming Out of Your Mouth
"He's eating my brain!"
Yummy. Grizzly bear attack.
This is the very first thing that popped up on CNN when I hooked up my new 37" HDTV. Really.
Yummy. Grizzly bear attack.
This is the very first thing that popped up on CNN when I hooked up my new 37" HDTV. Really.
Friday, May 16, 2008
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Apparently Joaquin Phoenix is creating an album with Tim Burgess of the English band The Charlatans, reports Billboard.
“Once [Joaquin] learnt guitar [for the Johnny Cash film Walk The Line,] he found that he had quite a lot of demons inside himself that he wanted to expel through music,” says Burgess.
"Expel?" Sounds absolutely lyrical. This ought to make Scarlett Johansson sound like Kiri Te Kanawa.
“Once [Joaquin] learnt guitar [for the Johnny Cash film Walk The Line,] he found that he had quite a lot of demons inside himself that he wanted to expel through music,” says Burgess.
"Expel?" Sounds absolutely lyrical. This ought to make Scarlett Johansson sound like Kiri Te Kanawa.
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