I Couldn't Resist

Two Trannies Hit Cannes

Captions, Please?

Street Walking

Grandma to grandson: "Here's a kleenex, honey. Use this."

Kid, admiring huge booger on his finger: "Nope. I got it already."

Crack is Whack

Yup, I admit I read the NY Post. But only online. And, only Page Six. Really, truly.

Take a look at today's gem from a "report" on the AMFAR auction at Cannes, hosted by Sharon Stone:

"Stone hopped on Sean Combs' lap in attempt to 'coax him into bidding on a Julian Schnabel portrait,' reports our source. But when the mogul stopped bidding at 300,000 euros, Stone joked, 'Come on, you spend more on crack.' Said our source, 'I thought people were going to pass out.'"

Sharon = my new BF.

George and the Boys, Again

George and some friends in Puerto Vallarta.

Thanks, TMZ.