Jessica Simpson passed me on Washington Street around noon today on her way to a Fashion Week event. At least I think it was Jessica, but her mouth was shut. If she had been about a foot taller, I would have guessed she was a trannie hooker.
UPDATE: All right, fine. She wasn't in NYC this weekend. It was too tall to be an Olsen, too attractive to be Chloe Sevigny, and too young and short to be Gwyneth. Must have been a trannie hooker after all.
Two blocks away, a bloated-looking Oliver Stone strolled along with another man.
The PETA people were outside the Donna Karan event holding "Bunny Butcher" signs. Has Barbra Streisand's best friend gone down market? You'd think Ms. K would butcher more expensive animals than bunnies.
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