Who's Your Daddy?

Today a student at NC State brought the Monica Lewinski scandal up to Chelsea, saying the scandal was the public's business since the incident occurred when her father was President of the United States.

Chelsea disagreed. "It's none of your business," she said, according to CNN. "That is something that is personal to my family. I'm sure there are things that are personal to your family that you don't think are anyone else's business either."

Besides, my mother would never be involved in a sex scandal. She hasn't had sex in 30 years, the former first daughter added.

Satan Returns to Daytime TV

Borat Coming As Bruno

Yes, Borat is my favorite movie and now SBC is filming his Bruno movie:



The subtitle: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable In The Presence Of A Gay Foreigner In A Mesh T-Shirt

What About Splinters?

An Ohio man is charged with four counts of public indecency after he admitted to having sex with his patio picnic table. Authorities in Huron County, Ohio say the 40-year-old confessed to repeatedly having sex with the table between January and March of this year.

Police in Bellevue, Ohio were tipped off, after someone anonymously taped one of the incidents then gave the recording to police. According to police, Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table both inside and outside his home.

Billy Crudup, Sman

I looked down at Billy Crudup in the lobby of the Public Theater on Saturday night. He's a Sman, as in Small Man.

And you know how I love the little people.

Deja Vu All Over Again

2008:

Really, I can't win?

1975 - 2008:

My husband cheats?

Who's got the balls to tell her to get out?