Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Subway Protocol Regarding Men in Black Ski Masks?


The man sitting across from me on the #1 train this morning had on a black ski mask. It covered his entire face except for his eyes. He had on a very big, puffy down jacket, and was carrying a backpack.

Did I mention that he was holding some sort of electrical device in his hand?

My mind wandered:
What exactly is the protocol when you're sitting across from a terrorist on the #1 train?

I considered my choices:

A) Stand up and scream: "Terrorist!"

B) Unassumedly get up and sneak to the other end of the car.

C) Hop off the train at the next stop.

D) Point him out to other subway riders and enlist their help to tackle him and get him arrested.

Then I kept reading AM New York.


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